WHO'S A Pretty Princess Defense Secretary? WHO'S A Pretty Princess Defense Secretary?

[Zorro]

We guess if you're into the 'caked with makeup' look.

It appears the week of vomitous leaks about the incompetence, carelessness, and general loser trashiness of Secretary Shitfaced AKA Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has, on day four, reached the point where they’re just trying to humiliate him as much as possible. Considering what total loser garbage Hegseth is, we imagine there’s a lot of material available.

CBS News came through late Wednesday with the revelation that Prissy Pete moved in to the Pentagon and immediately demanded they construct him a make-up studio, where he can have his make-up done. Just for fun? Well, we’re not going to say it isn’t fun for him — one must look their best while they’re bringing masculinity back to the military and kicking out trans people! — but it’s because he needs to be able to do his make-up for his millions of TV appearances per day, obviously.

The lady must be able to preen!

What, did you not think that was the Defense secretary’s job, to go on TV constantly and say sweet nothings through the screen to your Daddy who hired you? Ha ha, you have never been a part of Donald Trump’s harem of subservient sluts, obviously!

So the thing cost taxpayers a few thousand bucks, because we guess there’s no room for rooting out WASTE! and FRAUD! when what really makes America great again is LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

https://www.wonkette.com/p/whos-a-pretty-princess-defense-secretary

[SheltieLover]

1. Can you imagine the revulsion felt by brass at Pentagon?

[Zorro]

3. What would Curtis LeMay think?

[flashman13]

9. Bombs away!

[MissouriDem47]

11. The phrase:

Bomb them back into the stone age comes to mind.

[Irish_Dem]

2. The Pentagon will keep this up until Pretty Princess is gone.

[Hornedfrog2000]

4. Glad we didnt put a woman in the white house

Theyre sooooo high maintenance

[IronLionZion]

5. I miss the days when the most scandalous thing ever was the SecDef having cancer surgery

without disclosing it first. Wasn't that long ago https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyd_Austin#Failure_to_disclose_hospitalization

Or a male Secretary of Transportation taking parental leave to care for newborn twins.

Dem scandals are so much better than GOP scandals.

[rubbersole]

6. Person, woman, man, lipstick, camera,TV.

Princess Pete aced it!

[young_at_heart]

7. Wondering if Trump family is embarrassed?

There must be one or two Republicans who are embarrassed.

[IronLionZion]

8. Donny spends a ton on his makeup, bronzer, and hair

so he might think it's normal

[progressoid]

10. Yeah, but they are also afraid.

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Correction. They are chicken shits.

They are afraid of Trump's and his cult coming after them if they speak out (like Cheney). So they succumb to this insanity to save their asses.

[Warpy]

12. I don't give a shit if he struts and preens for the TV cameras

or how much attention he spends painting his face and making sure every hair is in its proper place.

What I care about is that the stupid Signal app is still on his phone and the stupid jackass is still using it to leak classified military data. He needs to have that phone taken away from him, the app deleted, and a credible threat to have all his fingers broken if that app is ever found on any of his devices again.

And no, that's not excessive, that particular stumblebum obviously learns very slowly.