The Borowitz Report: Trump Sends Barron to Podiatrist

[FakeNoose]

Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-sends-barron-to-podiatrist

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a nationally televised address Saturday night, Donald J. Trump announced that he had ordered his son Barron to visit a podiatrist.

“My fellow Americans, earlier this evening, at my command, Barron saw a podiatrist,” said Trump, flanked by JD Vance, Marco Rubio, and Pete Hegseth. “I am pleased to announce that he has returned home safely.”

“Barron’s mission was to obtain a note from the doctor,” Trump added. “Mission accomplished.”

Minutes after the speech, a new poll showed that a majority of Americans favor dropping Donald Trump on Iran.

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Historic context is that Chump received his 4S military service deferrals during the Vietnam era from a podiatrist who leased an office from Fred C. Trump and owed him a favor. That's where the "Bonespurs" moniker originated.

[Silent Type]

1. Perfect.

[CrispyQ]

2. Subtle, but damn! 🥊-nt

[Clouds Passing]

3. Thin hair, just like daddy. Does that get him a deferment?

[FakeNoose]

4. What happened with those rumors about him?

A few years ago, he was still in high school and people said Barron is on the autism spectrum. If it's true he'd get a real draft deferment for it, but I haven't hear anything lately.