Trump VERY TOUCHY About His Little Bunker Busters' Inability To Penetrate
Donald Trump is upset. (It’s becoming a daily occurrence in his increasingly failed second term, keep it up, America!)
He’s at the NATO summit in The Netherlands, but back in the United States, the fake news is committing horrible crimes against him, reporting that his own intelligence community says the little bombs he hit Iran’s nuclear sites with didn’t quiiiiiiiite take out the Iranian nuclear program, and that far from destroying it, they set it back by … months? Sure, let’s say months.
Wow, would that be the same so-called intelligence community run by Tulsi Gabbard, the one that said Iran couldn’t even make a nuclear bomb in two weeks or less with pipe cleaners and vanilla frosting and whatever else they found in the garage?
Because fuck what she says, who the fuck hired her anyway, who the fuck she think she is, the director of national intelligence or something? Donald Trump knows that the so-called “his intelligence community” is a Deep State plot to remove him from the love of the quarterback of the football team OF HIS HEART, Vladimir Putin, and he won’t have it.
Also saying Trump’s little bunker busters might not have, um, penetrated, that is a direct attack on his manhood, and also we guess Defense Secretary Pete “Secretary Shitfaced” Hegseth’s manhood, but mostly his.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-very-touchy-about-his-little
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