MAGA Logic: If Trump Did It, It Wasn't a Crime
By now, most of us know theres no bottom for Congressional Republicansor Senate Republicans for that matter. Theres not even a basement. Grab em by the pussy didnt do it. January 6 didnt do it. Hell, the One Big Beautiful Bill a legislative fever dream that gutted Medicaid and gift‑wrapped the country for corporationsdidnt even get a side‑eye.
And now, after years of performative outrage, floor speeches, and hashtag fury about Epstein and child trafficking, theyve suddenly gone full mime the second Trumps name slips into the picture. For a party that claimed it would burn it all down to protect children, theyre now acting like David Blaine made the Epstein files disappear mid‑exorcism, then asked them to pick a card and forget the victims name.
The hypocrisy isnt new but the cowardice? Thats hit a new low.
And the irony here is nuclear. This was their chance. With the MAGA base fracturing evangelical drift, independent fatigue, suburban disgust this moment couldve been the break. They couldve turned the tables. They couldve said: Enough. They couldve cut Trump loose and walked back toward relevance.
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