Jeff Tiedrich - suck-ups and flunkies agree: Dear Leader is the bestest fuckwit ever
Donny Convict held a cabinet meeting yesterday. the whole dog-and-pony show was almost four grueling hours long. there isnt enough space to document all the atrocities that occurred therein, so lets just mock the shit out of the farce that kicks off every one of these meetings: the Ritual of the Obsequious Ass-Kissing.
its been a feature of every one of the Mad Kings cabinet meetings, going all the way back to his first reign: in a nauseating display of self-debasement, the secretaries compete to out-grovel each other in lavishing over-the-top praise on Dear Leader and Donny just sits there, basking in it, with that smug, shit-eating grin on his face.
like everything else that goes on in government these days, its fucking embarrassing.
heres Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent. he cant wait to tell Dear Leader what a good boy hes been. in fact, Dear Leader just might be the bestest boy ever!
https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/suck-ups-and-flunkies-agree-dear