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FakeNoose

(38,625 posts)
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 09:30 AM Aug 28

The Borowitz Report: Greenland Tells Trump it Will Only Consider Joining US After it Sees Epstein Files



Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/greenland-tells-trump-it-will-only

GREENLAND (The Borowitz Report)—A spokesperson for the government of Greenland informed Donald J. Trump on Thursday that, while it is highly unlikely that the territory would ever choose to become part of the United States, it would only consider doing so after reading a complete and unredacted copy of the Epstein Files.

“It would be devastating for Greenland’s spotless reputation to be ruled by a pedophile,” the spokesperson, Hartvig Dorkelson, said. “And we’re certainly not going to accept a character reference from Ghislaine.”

In order to expedite Greenland’s receipt of the Epstein Files, he offered Attorney General Pam Bondi the territory’s email address, adding, “We’ll forward them to Canada.”
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Good one, Andy!

I'm guessing the Epstein files haven't been translated into Danish yet. So ....

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The Borowitz Report: Greenland Tells Trump it Will Only Consider Joining US After it Sees Epstein Files (Original Post) FakeNoose Aug 28 OP
I love seeing this level of disrespect for trump. Omnipresent Aug 28 #1

Omnipresent

(7,192 posts)
1. I love seeing this level of disrespect for trump.
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 09:34 AM
Aug 28

Slowly, but surely everyone and every nation is going to give trump a taste of his own medicine.

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