The Borowitz Report: Nobel Peace Prize Committee Says It Takes Points Off if a Candidate Denies People Food

[FakeNoose]

Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/nobel-peace-prize-committee-says

OSLO (The Borowitz Report)—The committee tasked with awarding next year’s Nobel Peace Prize will deduct points from any candidate who has denied people food, a Nobel spokesperson announced on Sunday.

The spokesperson, Halvard Dorrinström, explained how the scoring system works, using the hypothetical example of someone who withheld food from 42 million people.

“That person would lose 42 million points,” he said.

Offering further insight into their deliberative process, Dorrinström said the committee would “instantly disqualify” any candidate who blew up random fishing boats for no apparent reason.

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Good one Andy!

I believe the Peace Prize Committee has already seen the unedited Epstein documents, and that's the real reason why Chump will never get any Nobel awards of any kind.

[rampartd]

1. i like fifa's idea

invent a new peace prize and tease him with it.

i hope they give it to obama.