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(20 posts) Wed Feb 19, 2025, 10:39 AM Feb 19

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JOKE: Three Little Pigs

A teacher was reading The Three Little Pigs to her first grade class. "The first pig went up to a farmer and asked for some straw to build a house. What do you think the farmer said?" asked the teacher. "I know, I know!" little Johnny exclaimed. "Okay Johnny, what do you think the farmer said?" Johnny said, "The farmer said Holy shit, a talking pig!"

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JOKE: Three Little Pigs (Original Post) Unique Like Everyone Feb 19 OP

LOL!!! some_of_us_are_sane Feb 20 #1

Thank you! :) Unique Like Everyone Feb 20 #2

That's funny 👍 thank you TommieMommy Feb 20 #3

You're welcome! Unique Like Everyone Feb 23 #8

😁 Clouds Passing Feb 20 #4

Thank you! Unique Like Everyone Feb 23 #9

Little Johnny 😆 underpants Feb 21 #5

Thanks modrepub Feb 21 #6

You're welcome! Unique Like Everyone Feb 23 #10

Little Johnny jokes are hilarious. Emile Feb 21 #7

Indeed they are! Unique Like Everyone Feb 23 #11

Thank you Unique Like Everyone. As a teacher of 42 years I can relate. debm55 Feb 23 #12

You are welcome and glad you enjoyed it! Unique Like Everyone Feb 26 #13

some_of_us_are_sane

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1. LOL!!!

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Thu Feb 20, 2025, 10:16 AM

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Welcome to DU Underground, Unique!

Unique Like Everyone

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2. Thank you! :)

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Thu Feb 20, 2025, 01:41 PM

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TommieMommy

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3. That's funny 👍 thank you

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Thu Feb 20, 2025, 03:43 PM

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Unique Like Everyone

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8. You're welcome!

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Sun Feb 23, 2025, 12:10 PM

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Clouds Passing

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4. 😁

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Thu Feb 20, 2025, 10:40 PM

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PS welcome to du

Unique Like Everyone

(20 posts)

9. Thank you!

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Sun Feb 23, 2025, 12:10 PM

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underpants

(190,081 posts)

5. Little Johnny 😆

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Fri Feb 21, 2025, 07:22 AM

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modrepub

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6. Thanks

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Fri Feb 21, 2025, 08:11 AM

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I needed that!

Unique Like Everyone

(20 posts)

10. You're welcome!

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Sun Feb 23, 2025, 12:11 PM

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Emile

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7. Little Johnny jokes are hilarious.

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Fri Feb 21, 2025, 08:30 AM

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Unique Like Everyone

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11. Indeed they are!

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Sun Feb 23, 2025, 12:11 PM

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debm55

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12. Thank you Unique Like Everyone. As a teacher of 42 years I can relate.

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Sun Feb 23, 2025, 05:46 PM

Feb 23

Unique Like Everyone

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13. You are welcome and glad you enjoyed it!

Reply to debm55 (Reply #12)

Wed Feb 26, 2025, 11:06 AM

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