Why do golfers always bring an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they get a hole in one.

[debm55]

[if..fish..had..wings]

1. In case they get a hole in one

[debm55]

4. Correct and Congratulations. if..fish..had..wings

[True Dough]

2. Something to do with

their birdies?

[rurallib]

3. !

[debm55]

5. Gee. I thought you were going to put if they pooped their pants. But he keeps them on.---pooped up or not.

[True Dough]

6. I thought about it,

but too many of my posts here are crappy as it is, so I went with something else.

[debm55]

7. HAHAHAHahahahhahahha. You are funny. True Dough.

[ProfessorGAC]

8. Would Have Been A Waste Of Time For Me

Never had a whole in one! Had more eagles than I can count, but never an ace.
Those pants would be in my car since I started playing again 32 years ago!

[debm55]

9. Thank you ProfessorGAC. sorry about the club house. My county , Allegheny, in SW PA has a recreation area--fair grounds.

concert grounds and a gulf course that doubles a cross country skiing area in winter. You might see what they have in your area.

[ProfessorGAC]

10. There's Dozens Of Courses Around Here

But, I already paid my fee for 2025. So, I'm reluctant to pay to play golf when I already did for a whole year.

[debm55]

11. Maybe they will give a refund?

[ProfessorGAC]

12. We'll Just Play There

The superintendent says groundskeeping will go forward as usual. The entire crew starts next Friday.
We'll see how soon they can glom onto some carts to see if we play enough rounds for the annual cart fee to still pay for itself.
It's a family business & they treat the 10 of us like family. I'm not going to pour salt in the wound by asking for a refund.

[debm55]

13. Sorry. I understand.