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debm55

(54,962 posts) Fri Feb 28, 2025, 12:04 PM Feb 2025

Friday funnies 2 Why shouldn't pigs drive? Answer-They hog the road.

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Friday funnies 2 Why shouldn't pigs drive? Answer-They hog the road. (Original Post) debm55 Feb 2025 OP

They oink too much? unblock Feb 2025 #1

Sorry unblock, try again. debm55 Feb 2025 #3

Because they cause True Dough Feb 2025 #2

Sorry True Dough, try again debm55 Feb 2025 #4

Because they HOG the road! some_of_us_are_sane Feb 2025 #5

Correct and congratulations. debm55 Feb 2025 #8

They hog the road? RoadRunner Feb 2025 #6

Correct and congratulations. debm55 Feb 2025 #9

Because they always want to hog the road? LoisB Feb 2025 #7

Thank you and congratulations. debm55 Feb 2025 #10

LOL LetMyPeopleVote Feb 2025 #11

Because their brakes always squeal? Vogon_Glory Feb 2025 #12

I like that, very creative. debm55 Feb 2025 #13

I've got a variant with a slightly different opening Vogon_Glory Feb 2025 #14

unblock

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1. They oink too much?

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Fri Feb 28, 2025, 12:10 PM

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debm55

(54,962 posts)

3. Sorry unblock, try again.

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Fri Feb 28, 2025, 12:11 PM

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True Dough

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2. Because they cause

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Fri Feb 28, 2025, 12:10 PM

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traffic hams.

debm55

(54,962 posts)

4. Sorry True Dough, try again

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Fri Feb 28, 2025, 12:12 PM

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some_of_us_are_sane

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5. Because they HOG the road!

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Fri Feb 28, 2025, 12:14 PM

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debm55

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8. Correct and congratulations.

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Fri Feb 28, 2025, 12:16 PM

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RoadRunner

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6. They hog the road?

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Fri Feb 28, 2025, 12:14 PM

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debm55

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9. Correct and congratulations.

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Fri Feb 28, 2025, 12:17 PM

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LoisB

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7. Because they always want to hog the road?

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Fri Feb 28, 2025, 12:15 PM

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debm55

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10. Thank you and congratulations.

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Fri Feb 28, 2025, 12:17 PM

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LetMyPeopleVote

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11. LOL

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Fri Feb 28, 2025, 12:42 PM

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Vogon_Glory

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12. Because their brakes always squeal?

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Fri Feb 28, 2025, 12:46 PM

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debm55

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13. I like that, very creative.

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Fri Feb 28, 2025, 12:54 PM

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Vogon_Glory

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14. I've got a variant with a slightly different opening

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Fri Feb 28, 2025, 09:19 PM

Feb 2025

(Q) Why pigs shouldn’t drive sedans or sports cars?

(A) Because given half a chance, they’ll go off the pavement and play in the mud.

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