Why didn't the chimney cost anything?

[Xavier Breath]

Last edited Wed Mar 5, 2025, 06:46 PM - Edit history (1)

Give me your best guess.

And, credit for this joke goes to the sandwich shop I had lunch at the other day. I believe I emitted an audible groan when I read it

Edit to add the answer: Because it was on the house. I told you it was a groaner

[EarnestPutz]

1. OK, I googled the question, got the answer, groaned, now I feel ashamed and refuse to be a part of this. Apologies.

[Xavier Breath]

4. I absolutely understand.

The only way to alleviate the shame is for you to share the joke with someone else. It's like It Follows for dad jokes.

[bucolic_frolic]

2. It was smoked.

[PJMcK]

3. What's a chimney?

[lastlib]

5. IDK, but I know why it felt sick.......

It had the flue....

[Xavier Breath]

6. ...