What would you do if you were in this situation?

[red dog 1]

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[stoned]

1. Ask the bear where he was headed

and let him know whether or not I was headed that was and able to give him a ride

[Deuxcents]

2. Looks like the bear was gonna go after what she dropped

[FoxNewsSucks]

3. Probably the same,

accompanied by loud evacuation of my bowels, leaving an unfortunate trail up the steps

[sinkingfeeling]

4. I certainly wouldn't have screamed my head off since the bear had exited the car. (Why did she leave the door open?)

[Waywardpedestrian]

5. Bear encounter

I would not run away from a bear, black or brown. That is the worst action you can take. I would like to add if you live in bear country there are many different adjustments you must adhere to so a bear will not enter into your car, garage, shed etc.

[KS Toronado]

6. Welcome to DU !

[mahatmakanejeeves]

8. Politely point out that "ass, gas, or grass; no one rides for free." NT

[LetMyPeopleVote]

9. Welcome to DU

[JoseBalow]

7. I would turn 360 degrees and walk away

[Niagara]

10. I would have attempted the following:

1. Left the bear in the vehicle and strapped him/her in the seatbelt.

2. Bribe the bear to behave with an apple or two.

3. Taken the bear for a car ride while it was strapped into the seatbelt. Safety first!

4. Honked at unruly drivers.

5. Try to teach George (my new bear friend) to flip off unruly drivers.

6. Purchase a jar of honey for George for being so well (bee)haved!

7. Drop George off at a local Town Hall meeting.

The possibilities are endless with the right bear.

[Figarosmom]

11. Same thing she did

[boonecreek]

12. The same as she.

Except my screams would be in a lower register. ( maybe)

[some_of_us_are_sane]

13. Crap my pants

then pass out.