I thought to myself that I should quit drinking. Then I thought to myself, why should I

[Floyd R. Turbo]

pay attention to some incoherent drunk guy?!

[spooky3]

1. LOL! Nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 🍻

[alittlelark]

3. ...........

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. 🍻

[IrishBubbaLiberal]

4. The answer may not lie at the bottom of a pint, but you should always check

The answer may not lie at the bottom of a pint but you should always check

Guinness
🍺

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. 🍻

[EYESORE 9001]

5. I once saw a billboard

DRINK CANADA DRY, it said, and like a damn fool I went and tried.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. 🍻

[stoned]

6. No one likes a quitter!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. 🍻

[efhmc]

7. Funny.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

15. 🍻

[Squeaky41]

8. Medical taboo

No alcohol because of esophagal ulcers found after 911 trip to hospital in December with severe anemia. Strong med to reduce stomach acid reflux. No red meats, dairy butter, alcohol. Eat fluids, fruits, veggies.
Blood pressure good with its med.
Love pistachio butter.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. 😢

[UTUSN]

9. Hah! - Do you create these things yourself? I'd pay to see you deliver them!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

18. On rare occasions I have stroke of genius! Typically my material is inspired by something on TV or from the internet!

[UTUSN]

10. Headsup, you've got a whippersnapper nipping at your heels, but a long way to go:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10182150741

[Floyd R. Turbo]

19. 😁

[JoseBalow]

17. "Abstainer: A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure."

- Ambrose Bierce

[Floyd R. Turbo]

20. 🍻

[True Dough]

21. Is this a

Pete Hegseth thread?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

22. 🤪