Some humorous musings seen on the internets recently
March is just January in an overcoat trying to buy cigarettes.
Your first coffee’s only purpose is to prepare you
for the enjoyment of the second coffee.
Someone needs to open a “Forever 41” store.
Having an empty clean sink is the best minute of my week.
A massage isn’t enough … I need to be rolled out like dough.
Why can’t they just spell it “Brockly”?
Can it still be an “emotional support animal” if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.
45 degrees, I’ll never doubt you again! When I said you were too cold I didn’t mean it! People don’t appreciate you enough!
If a movie is over 3 hours long you should be able to bring a pillow and a blanket and your cat with you to the theatre.
If you honk your horn .2 seconds after the stoplight turns green, I promise you I am prepared to spend the rest of my life adjusting my mirrors and my seat before driving off.
I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.
I love being outside, just not when it’s too hot or too cold or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.
Coughing fit = ab workout.
Me after making a big pot of delicious soup: Haha! Fuck yeah! Yes!
Me when I have to clean the big pot I just used to make the soup: Hell no! This fucking sucks!
= new reply since forum marked as read
The first one about March …. 
Those are just great. I feel the same way about your entry on making soup! Omigod.
A big fat K&R!
Glad you enjoyed!
But I’m kind of a weather weenie,too.
