At my wife's request I put ketchup on the shopping list. Now she's upset that she

[Floyd R. Turbo]

can’t read it!

[Norrrm]

1. Took me a few moments to catch up on it.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 😁

[Onthefly]

3. Haha. Like sealing letters with tomato paste.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. 😁

[dreamland]

4. Ba dum bump

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. 🤗

[True Dough]

5. Just be grateful

because if you were at the White House or Marde-a-Lardgo, that ketchup would be all over the walls.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. 😬

[Callalily]

9. Sometimes, no matter how hard we try,

we just can't please some people!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. 😢

[Wounded Bear]

11. Literalism will be the death of us all...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. 😁

[ProfessorGAC]

13. I Knew Where You Were Going &...

...I laughed anyway!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. 😁

[LudwigPastorius]

15. They were all out of ketchup.

Had to get catsup.

...which is short for "cat supper"

...which is pureed raw herring

...which, if you want that on your burger, I won't judge you.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. 😵‍💫