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red dog 1

(31,176 posts) Sat May 10, 2025, 05:56 PM May 10

Corny Joke Thread

What do you call a belt made of 100 dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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Corny Joke Thread (Original Post) red dog 1 May 10 OP

One of my favorite is..... Lovie777 May 10 #1

Udder nonsense. 2MuchNoise May 10 #2

Welcome to DU! red dog 1 May 10 #4

Oh! Thank you! 2MuchNoise May 10 #7

This message was self-deleted by its author Grim Chieftain May 10 #3

The DU Lounge is non-political. red dog 1 May 10 #5

This message was self-deleted by its author Grim Chieftain May 10 #8

Why don't ducks make good doctors? North Shore Chicago May 10 #6

What has four wheels and flies? red dog 1 May 12 #9

What do you get from a short legged cow? Wounded Bear May 12 #10

What do you call a bear with no teeth? red dog 1 May 19 #11

Why does a chicken coop have two doors? red dog 1 May 23 #12

Good One red dog! Clever! Thanks! George McGovern May 23 #15

Dick Van Dyke Show joke. boonecreek May 23 #13

What do you call fake spaghetti? Xavier Breath May 23 #14

Lovie777

(18,862 posts)

1. One of my favorite is.....

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat May 10, 2025, 06:23 PM

May 10

What do you call a cow with no legs….

ground beef

2MuchNoise

(172 posts)

2. Udder nonsense.

Reply to Lovie777 (Reply #1)

Sat May 10, 2025, 06:35 PM

May 10

red dog 1

(31,176 posts)

4. Welcome to DU!

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #2)

Sat May 10, 2025, 06:47 PM

May 10

2MuchNoise

(172 posts)

7. Oh! Thank you!

Reply to red dog 1 (Reply #4)

Sat May 10, 2025, 06:51 PM

May 10

I'm so glad to be here.

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Grim Chieftain This message was self-deleted by its author.

red dog 1

(31,176 posts)

5. The DU Lounge is non-political.

Reply to Grim Chieftain (Reply #3)

Sat May 10, 2025, 06:48 PM

May 10

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Grim Chieftain This message was self-deleted by its author.

North Shore Chicago

(4,177 posts)

6. Why don't ducks make good doctors?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat May 10, 2025, 06:48 PM

May 10

Because they're quacks!

red dog 1

(31,176 posts)

9. What has four wheels and flies?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon May 12, 2025, 08:42 PM

May 12

A garbage truck.

Wounded Bear

(62,132 posts)

10. What do you get from a short legged cow?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon May 12, 2025, 11:25 PM

May 12

Draggin' milk.

red dog 1

(31,176 posts)

11. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon May 19, 2025, 06:25 PM

May 19

A gummy bear.

red dog 1

(31,176 posts)

12. Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri May 23, 2025, 05:05 PM

May 23

If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

George McGovern

(7,668 posts)

15. Good One red dog! Clever! Thanks!

Reply to red dog 1 (Reply #12)

Fri May 23, 2025, 07:31 PM

May 23

boonecreek

(1,012 posts)

13. Dick Van Dyke Show joke.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri May 23, 2025, 07:03 PM

May 23

Buddy Sorrell "What happens to ducks that fly upside down"?

Sally Rogers "They quack up"!

Xavier Breath

(5,700 posts)

14. What do you call fake spaghetti?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri May 23, 2025, 07:22 PM

May 23

An impasta.

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