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justaprogressive

(4,030 posts)
Tue Jun 10, 2025, 12:11 PM Tuesday

An elderly ALIEN visited a produce store...

The ALIEN requested 6kg of potatoes. The owner was delighted to help and started packing the potatoes. However, the ALIEN stopped him and requested that each potato be wrapped individually. The man complied and asked if there was anything else he could help with.

The ALIEN then decided THEY needed 4kg of onions to be wrapped in a similar manner. The shop owner packed the onions and asked if there was anything else. The ALIEN asked for 8kg of carrots.

"Let me guess," said the owner with a sour face, "you want them wrapped individually."

"Oh, that would be grand." the ALIEN said.

The shop owner fulfilled the ALIEN's request and packed all her items in a bag.

The ALIEN then asked: "What are in those crates behind you?"

The man flushed red and said "ALIEN, these are grapes and they are not for sale!"


This joke makes fun of aliens...will no-one stand up for them?

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An elderly ALIEN visited a produce store... (Original Post) justaprogressive Tuesday OP
2 space aliens looking down on earth. Norrrm Tuesday #1

Norrrm

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1. 2 space aliens looking down on earth.
Tue Jun 10, 2025, 02:38 PM
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2 space aliens looking down on earth.
I see the dominant life form has developed space weapons.
Does this mean they are an emerging intelligence?
I don't think so. They have them aimed at themselves.

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