They say "you are what you eat"

[darkstar]

But technically (pushes taped up glasses higher on nose) you are what you don’t poop.

Have I done my figurin’ correctly?

[PikaBlue]

1. Yep!

Which explains why what some people are is full of poop!

[surfered]

2. Maybe you're on to sometimes as I eat a lot of nuts.

[rsdsharp]

3. To quote Victor Bouno:

“‘You are what you eat’, said a wise old man, and Lord, if that’s true, I’m a garbage can!”

[House of Roberts]

4. Boy, he used to make a sophisticated bad guy in a movie or tv show,

didn't he?

[AZJonnie]

5. And what you don't pee, and to a small extent, what you don't respire and sweat

Or what is clipped off as fingernails or shaved/cut off like hair or sloughed off as dead skin cells or removed as earwax or coughed up as spittle and/or mucus or ejaculated or is discharged in one's menses or ...

The human body does a heck of a lot of I/O if you think about it

[Emile]

6. Yikes, I must be SOS.

That's what I'm having for breakfast.