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Marthe48

(23,879 posts) Fri Jul 10, 2026, 09:52 AM Friday

Jokes

Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?
Because they're really, really good at it .

What beef only comes in 1, 3, 5, 7, or 11 ounce portions?
Prime rib.

There is no formal training for refuse collectors.
They just pick it up as they go along

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Jokes (Original Post) Marthe48 Friday OP

Thx SuzyandPuffpuff Friday #1

Ha ha heh! You have a couple of good ones!! SWBTATTReg Friday #2

Brilliant! some_of_us_are_sane Friday #3

I've been gazing at trees all day. Not one hippo! True Dough Friday #4

Hilarious! Marthe48 Friday #5

SuzyandPuffpuff

(827 posts)

1. Thx

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 10:55 AM

Friday

Lame but good chuckles! 😆

SWBTATTReg

(26,582 posts)

2. Ha ha heh! You have a couple of good ones!!

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 11:07 AM

Friday

I liked the prime rib one and the refuse training is via picking it up as they go along!!

some_of_us_are_sane

(3,961 posts)

3. Brilliant!

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 01:20 PM

Friday

My funny-bone thanks you!

True Dough

(27,810 posts)

4. I've been gazing at trees all day. Not one hippo!

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 09:35 PM

Friday

Maybe they wear camouflage?

Here's one for you, Marthe:

Marthe48

(23,879 posts)

5. Hilarious!

Reply to True Dough (Reply #4)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 09:40 PM

Friday

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