I need one of these right now!

[sop]

Imagine the fun, scaring tourists at the beach...

[flvegan]

1. Just $100,000.00

Very cool. Unfortunately, "very cool" is almost always expensive.

[sop]

2. Maybe a GoFundMe page...

My mental health hinges on getting one.

[flvegan]

4. "I got a fever, and the only cure is more Seabreacher."

Do it. If you don't take the chance, you'll have nothing but wonders and regrets.

(Say you need two, I want one as well)

[jmbar2]

3. dangerous for real sea creatures

[poli-junkie]

5. Yes, how horrifying to see one of these

near a pod of dolphins! Looks like a death trap.

[Fla Dem]

6. One more dangterous, ridiculous, expensive toy for the wealthy class.

[NoNewTexas]

7. Hello, Darwin Awards?

Give it time.

[sop]

8. Geez, what a bunch of killjoys.