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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The wedding was so-so, but the reception was great
A guy ordered a deck of cards from Amazon. It didn't show up, so he got in touch with customer service. They're dealing with it
A friend of mine says she accidentally glued herself to her autobiography. I don't believe her, but that's her story and she's sticking to it.
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Marthe48
20 hrs ago
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bucolic_frolic
(56,507 posts)1. ugh
but u sussed out my antenna ... it needs repair
True Dough
(27,810 posts)2. It's Marthe48, ladies and gentlemen!
She's here all week!
Marthe48
(23,879 posts)3. Don't forget to tip your waiter!

Floyd R. Turbo
(33,815 posts)5. Ha!