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Marthe48

(23,879 posts)
Sat Jul 11, 2026, 06:50 PM 20 hrs ago

More jokes

Yes, they are bad, but fun

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The wedding was so-so, but the reception was great

A guy ordered a deck of cards from Amazon. It didn't show up, so he got in touch with customer service. They're dealing with it

A friend of mine says she accidentally glued herself to her autobiography. I don't believe her, but that's her story and she's sticking to it.



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More jokes (Original Post) Marthe48 20 hrs ago OP
ugh bucolic_frolic 20 hrs ago #1
It's Marthe48, ladies and gentlemen! True Dough 18 hrs ago #2
Don't forget to tip your waiter! Marthe48 17 hrs ago #3
... True Dough 17 hrs ago #4
Ha! Floyd R. Turbo 6 hrs ago #5
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