I've been asked to speak at a geological convention

[EYESORE 9001]

and I don’t know a single geology joke to open my speech. Now isn’t that gneiss?

[-misanthroptimist]

1. That must be personally earth-shaking!

Congrats.

[Skittles]

2. haha that just ROCKS

[multigraincracker]

3. I took it for granite there would a joke.

[thomski64]

4. No one gives a schist..

[dweller]

5. Just be sure to speak

in a gravely voice ….






✌🏻

[A-Schwarzenegger]

6. It'll be coal if you don't anthracite

a riot.

[Solly Mack]

7. A little spark at the start is always a good thing.

[LudwigPastorius]

8. I'd be syncline-d to just play it straight.

[progressoid]

9. I've heard you geologist types party allanite long

[MissMillie]

10. I guess you'll just have to

dig around for one.