Go ahead, Make My Day!
BREAKING: Obama nominates himself to Supreme Court, dares Republicans to vote against a premature end to the Obama presidency.- Tea Party Cat
http://all-hat-no-cattle.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2016-02-16T14:43:00-06:00&max-results=7
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You can almost hear him saying just that. I think his sense of humor and delivery of one liners helped him through the last seven years.
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Obama's Best One-Liners
List Criteria: No Correspondents Dinner jokes allowed.
Whatever you think about President Barack Obama, many can unite over the fact that he is undeniably sharp-witted. This compilation of the best one-liners from the 44th President of the United States is funny, entertaining, and maybe even a little educational. Fans of political humor or Chris Christie's viral YouTube put-downs will definitely love this Obama one liners list, with its comedy and sometimes roast-style humor.
Obama one-liners range from heckling his own hecklers to Obama jokes on the campaign trail. Obama clever lines never run out (that is, until 2017) and his quick sense of humor and sharp sense of timing often upset his opponents during the campaign season. In fact, some of these quips and funny Obama one liners were made during debates with presidential candidates like Governor Mitt Romney and Senator John McCain, both of whom became victims of the Obama sense of humor and high quality jabs.
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Read them here http://www.ranker.com/list/obama-one-liners/mel-judson#pVid_1000899550
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You made me laugh and smile.
Their expressions...They are like..."Say What?"
Thanks yallerdawg.
at the White House Correspondence Dinner this year!
I think they have both had just about enough - and there is a terrible odor involved!
Don't step in it, she! 
Gracias she! 
--something that will make them even more afraid to delay a nomination than to confirm it. I'd love to see them go back on their oh so firm pronouncements from today. Let the chess match begin.
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