If you're going to get nekkid and copulate with your SO in a car, do not do it in...

[47of74]

...parking lot of the fuzz's headquarters

If you are going to get naked and have sex with your partner in the back seat of an automobile, your car should be located anywhere but the parking lot of the local police department.

According to cops in Birmingham, a Detroit suburb, a patrolman last Thursday pulled into the parking lot of police headquarters around 12:15 AM and spotted an “unknown vehicle” that was running and situated in a “municipal vehicles only” spot.

Upon approaching the auto, the cop “noticed the rear windows were fogged up” and the car’s two inhabitants--a 25-year-old woman and a 24-year-old man--were naked in the back seat.

The young couple has a different sort of date now. A court date, that is....

[Historic NY]

1. It was safer????

[calikid]

3. Brilliant

[Ferrets are Cool]

6. That might be their best defense.

[mopinko]

2. oh to be young again.

[SCantiGOP]

4. Lewis Grizzard:

He died of alcohol, cigarettes and other excesses years ago, but he was a great humor writer for the Atlanta paper, with his favorite topic being how weird the South is.

He explained that ‘nekkid’ was not just a Southern mispronunciation, as follows:

Naked means you ain’t got no clothes on. Nekkid means you ain’t got no clothes on and you’re getting ready to do the nasty.

[rurallib]

5. did they drive up from Florida to do this?

[liberal N proud]

7. Not Florida

[bobbieinok]

8. Wasn't 1 of Jeb's sons found having sex in a car in a parking lot with a girl-friend?

[3Hotdogs]

9. My sister-n-law, when she was a 'ute had opium. Her and her squeeze were looking for a place to toke

Driving around Essex Fells, N.j., they came upon the back of what looked like a small factory that was closed for the night. Pulled up behind and and proceeded to partake. They finished the pipe and drove away. Several days later, in daytime, they drove by the factory and discovered..... you know the rest.


I recall her describing driving cross country. Idaho sucks. That's where you run out of drugs.

[demosincebirth]

10. What law did they Break?