Naked Florida man accused of robbing meat shop wearing only a face mask

[marmar]

A man from Florida has been accused of robbing a meat market wearing nothing but a face mask.

Police arrived to BJ’s Meat Market in Lake City shortly before 9 p.m. ET last Tuesday following a report of a robbery.

Store employees told authorities the suspect, later identified as 24-year-old Kobe Watkins, was “nude except for a covering over his face,” according to a press release issued by the Lake City Police Department Monday.

Watkins also had a piece of cloth in his hand wrapped around what employees believed was a weapon, local outlet WCJB reported. .......................(more)

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/florida-man-arrested-robbing-meat-market-naked-b2891921.html

[ret5hd]

1. so i wonder what that lineup was like.

[WestMichRad]

3. Probably wasn't very hard...

[3Hotdogs]

8. They need Miss Balbreaker as a witness

[Bluestocking]

2. Why is it always Florida

Must be something in the water down there.

[Bluetus]

4. But the joke is on him. The FBI has been perfect a junk recognition system.

They started working on it when Clinton was in office. I hear they have had cameras built into urinals all over the country. The database is huge.

[3catwoman3]

5. Meat shop. Naked man. BJ's.

C'mon, all you DU punsters. This is a rare opportunity.

[Ocelot II]

6. Robbing a meat market, naked?

Was he trying to make an exchange, or just comparison-shopping?

[The Madcap]

7. Mask?

ICE by chance? Could be...

[sdfernando]

9. Well I'm sure he must

have needed bigger meat.