I'm reminded of the line from the movie Sling Blade . When i open the fridge door with the pups.

[Duncanpup]

Reckon what do you like to eat in there.

I open the refrigerator door to grab milk for coffee and instantly three is a crowd.
My seventy nine pound Dunc the chonk golden retriever and Oliver a nine month old ninety pound Pyrenees golden retriever house horse. Standing peering into the tummy yummy box.

Grabbing the milk and the house horse is licking a storage container. I walk away leaving the door open because i will put the milk away.

Oliver -Dunc look it’s the meatball stroganoff from the other night. Hold on I’m gonna lick my way through the container and SCORE.

Dunc - Oliver are you furrsure it’s the meatball stroganoff that is some primo tummy yummies bro. Come on dude lick it open hairy up the man is gonna be back soon shit he’s putting the cap back on the jug and walking this way.

I put the creamer away standing reaching over pup as he is still trying to lick into the container. And i have to grab him and drag his furry body away in order to close the refrigerator. So i grab my coffee walking out of the kitchen and the house horse was then standing licking the refrigerator door.

If these two were HOOMAN i think they would have a criminal career in refrigerator cracking screw the safe cracking we can’t eat money.
A terrible punctuation dyslexic ramble yet i enjoy and love these two furry opportunistic floofs.

[George McGovern]

1. Your "dyslexic ramble" has me rolling on the floor Duncanpup! Thank You!

[peacebuzzard]

2. you have quite the interactive audience during coffee time.

they know every single noise you make. Hurry up, kid, man coming. LOL

[Trueblue Texan]

3. LOVE your writing!

I can see all this happening! You’re gonna have to wash the outside of your dishes before you can get to the food inside. Good luck! LOL!

[SARose]

4. Ha ha ha!

Oscar the doxie suffers from short man syndrome.

Too short for the fridge soooooo

Ohh noms in de dishwasher! Ooohhh yeah! Licks the plates and silverware every time! Cannot turn your back on him. No sir!

Ohhhh Pop left some noms on de lamp table. Ooohhh I can stretcchhhhhh - got it! Score PBJ!

OSCAR YOU WEINER sez Pop! And the chase is on.

Little thief! 🤣🙄

[Duncanpup]

8. Oscar and my two should hang out.

They could become a criminal enterprise in stealing noms.

[SARose]

9. Oscar would love it!

Your two can get the high items and mine the low!🤣

[Beatlelvr]

5. I can see it all

Love those pups. I have 2 well-fed cats feigning starvation every time I go to the kitchen.

[Diamond_Dog]

6. We love your observations on your furry opportunistic "house horses"

Don’t ever stop writing them. They always bring me a smile.

[Duncanpup]

7. We should hook up for snacks diamond dog

Bring your house horse Sophie lab then we’d have a herd.

[ShazzieB]

10. And we LOVE reading your stories about them (as well as the ones that are just about Dunc).

Reading about those 2 giant fur balls never fails to get a laugh out of me, sometimes several! As long as you keep these stories coming, please know that you will always have a very earger audience here who can't wait to hear about yourr latest canine adventures!