You know you're getting old when:

[usonian]

You run "find my phone" more than three times a day.
You lost your eyeglasses. In your shirt pocket.
Have 10 hats to keep the sun out of your eyes and can't find one.
Moved the vacuum cleaner you stubbed your toe on.
--- Stubbed your toe on the same vacuum cleaner in its new location.
Forgot to feed the dog.
-- Remembered that you don't have a dog.
Forgot where you parked the car.
-- At home.
Lost your to-do list.
You're really glad to hear a pianist on the radio playing at about 2/3 the speed of young show-offs.
Can't get "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" out of your head.

Other stuff THAT I FORGOT.

[Diamond_Dog]

1. You have a pair of "cheater" glasses in every room

In addition to the pair on top of your head.

[No Vested Interest]

12. and two "grabbers" - one by the front door to reach the morning newspaper

(and yes, still like reading a newspaper (with obits) at my own pace.)

[sprinkleeninow]

2. Yer got up an' go... got up and went. 😛

[Basic LA]

3. You don't feel good enough to go to the doctor.

And when you do feel good enough, why go?

[Gaugamela]

4. You remember staring at this on Saturday mornings waiting for cartoons to start:

[Arkansas Granny]

5. I tell my kids that if I wake up in the morning and nothing aches,

I'll think I died in my sleep

[Hugh_Lebowski]

6. It it makes you feel any better, that last one was happening to me when I was like ... 6 years old

Around 1972

[usonian]

9. Whoever manages this group should card you!

MISTER PAPPAGIORGIO

[LakeArenal]

7. I was told I had entered the Wonder Years.

I wonder where my keys are
I wonder why I came in here
I wonder where glasses are
I wonder…. I forgot.

[Wounded Bear]

8. I have a rack on my front door, with all my active hats on it...

and I still sometimes walk out without one on.

But I don't forget where they are.

[twodogsbarking]

10. Deciding what to do next and then realizing an hour later you didn't do it.

[SlimJimmy]

11. Walk into a room and forget why you are there.

Go back an hour later (after you remember) then realize it was the wrong room.