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Emile

(34,174 posts)
Wed Feb 5, 2025, 11:32 AM Feb 5

Older Women are Great

“After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, ‘Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.
Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.’

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.”

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Older Women are Great (Original Post) Emile Feb 5 OP
I love the joke. nt Phoenix61 Feb 5 #1
That's funny 👍😁 TommieMommy Feb 5 #2
Old gal SuzyandPuffpuff Feb 5 #3
Welcome to DU! lastlib Feb 5 #5
She didn't get that old being stupid...... nt lastlib Feb 5 #4
I dont think this is funny. Mosby Feb 5 #6
Maybe you'll like the next one? Emile Feb 5 #7
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