Sure you know Jack Shit?

[KS Toronado]

AW💩 the fertilizer magnate, married OH💩,OH💩 was the owner of knee deep in💩, they had one son
Jack, in turn Jack💩 married No💩. The deeply religious couple produced six children, Holy💩, Give a 💩,
Full of 💩, Bull💩, and the twins Deep💩, and Dip💩.

Against her parent's objections Deep💩 married Dumb💩 a high school dropout. After being married 15
years Jack💩 and No💩 divorced. No💩 later married Ted Sherlock, she wanted to keep her previous
name, she was then known as No💩 Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip💩 married Loada💩, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named
chicken 💩. Bull💩 the prodigal son left home to tour the world, he recently returned from Italy with his
new Italian bride Pizza💩.

Now when someone says "You don't know Jack💩" you can correct them.

[Dave Bowman]

1. Eventually one of them

called Bat💩 ended up vandalizing the White House.

[soldierant]

2. Where does

"I'll be dipped in 💩 and rolled in bread crumbs" fit?

[3825-87867]

3. KS, that really was a

load of horse "trump!"

[KS Toronado]

4. You made me spit my covfefe out

Had my first good laugh for the day.