How weird is this?

[Brainstormy]

and should I worry about my devotion to my new MacBook?

Apply Causes Religious Reactions in Brains of Fans

https://www.digitaltrends.com/apple/apple-causes-religious-reaction-in-brains-of-fans-say-neuroscientists/

[Skittles]

1. isn't that kind of obvious?

the lines for a new product, the way they get so defensive if you trash Apple

[Brainstormy]

2. yeah, the "cult of Steve Jobs"

but isn't it interesting, about the brain reactions? Almost suggests my Bible-banging relatives could be converted with a new gadget. (and considering they're mostly a Tandy 3000 crowd, it may hold real promise!)

[Skittles]

7. it is easy to brainwash people

religious fanatics, Apple devotion, Fox News fans, Trump Humpers, etc.

[Brainstormy]

8. You think their brains light up?

Hard to imagine even a dim little candle in there.

[Girard442]

3. Whenever I use my Dell with Windows, I frequently use the name of a deity.

On a bad day, mentioning the proclivitities of Oedipus -- but only on exceptionally bad days.

[Brainstormy]

4. I hear that!

I frequently use colorful modifiers and the current (noun) in the Whitehouse in much of my day-to-day digital activity.

[Girard442]

6. Obscene gerunds are good, as per Gary Trudeau.

[LiberalArkie]

5. Applies to the Porsche addicts and Vinyl LP addicts (me) and many other things.

All your MacBook expects from you is to clean its screen and dust its keyboard and to keep liquids away from it. It requires very little praise from humans, although it does like to be upgraded every so often.