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[JimGinPA]

[Cha]

1. Well Luckily we don't have to vote

for a Potato.. although I'm quite certain the Potato would be exponentially less dangerous for the Planet.

[lark]

2. Hell, I'd do GOTV calls by the thousands for the potato.

At least it wouldn't kill us and destroy the constitution and the country for personal profit, for Russia and for hate.

[NurseJackie]

3. I can hear it now...

... somewhere, there's someone thinking/saying: "Okay, but only if the potato chose Warren to be the running mate, because Mr. Potato isn't "exciting" enough for swing states."

[JimGinPA]

4. LOL!

[PunkinPi]

5. lol

[sarge43]

6. You nailed it.

"I'm not a member of any organized political party. I'm a Democrat.", Will Rogers

[pazzyanne]

24. Love, love, love your answer. nt

[rurallib]

7. Even as the potato went into its eventual rot

it could never be as rotten or putrid as the Chosen One.

[usaf-vet]

8. I'd vote for a half baked potato. Or a single potato chip. Rather than Trump.

[Lars39]

10. The lost McDonald's french fry under that bucket seat

would be an improvement over trump.

[usaf-vet]

17. Absolutely! Even that would be better than Trump.

[gab13by13]

9. Plus it isn't even an organic potato,

because I don't see any eyes.

[Roy Rolling]

11. This is an old pole. ;-)

[denem]

12. I would want some reassurance

that the potatoe (thanks Dan) was not a member of the extended trump family. I'd vote for anything with that (D) after it's name, with the possible exception of the coronavirus, but I would have to draw the line at another trump.

[calimary]

13. For the trumpers, just add a yellow Brillo pad or large shredded wheat biscuit

to the top of it and tell ‘em it’s a symbolic trump, and they’ll probably vote for it (thinking they’d just outsmarted everybody).

[California_Republic]

14. I was for the sweet potatoe, but I'll vote for the potato!

[hot2na]

15. I would crawl through broken glass...

Not only would I vote for that potato, I would crawl through broken glass to vote for that potato if it were running against Trump.

[UncleNoel]

16. Mr. Potato Head for President.

Oh, Never Mind. We might as well pick the most qualified candidate--Our nominee!.

Ridin with Biden!

[GeorgiaPeanut]

18. Some will still ask if the potato supports M4A and other generosities

[MiniMe]

19. Well, Potatoes have eyes, but they don't have hands or arms.

Will there be poll workers to assist the potato?

[warmfeet]

20. Hell, I'd vote for dried up dog poop.

Dried up dog poop is much easier on the eyes, and far more intelligent than our current abomination. I would not, under any circumstance, vote for the dotard.

[nevergiveup]

21. For me personally I can't think of a better opponent for Trump

than a potato. I battle high blood pressure and just hearing trumps voice or seeing his disgusting face races my blood pressure. A potato is rich in potassium which actually lowers blood pressure so this is a no-brainer for me. I would hope the potato would choose a banana for VP which would also be a massive improvement. Potato/Banana VS Trump/Pence. It is a clear choice.

[IronLionZion]

22. Clearly pandering to the Idaho vote

[Peacetrain]

23. Love it!!! rofl