Kimmel: Trump Redecorates White House in All Gold, Still Waiting on Epstein Files & Canadians are Mad!

[TexasTowelie]

Easter weekend is upon us and there doesn’t seem to be a lot of Easter spirit this year, Easter Bunnies at the mall have been particularly lonely this year, Easter and 4/20 will fall on the same day for the only time until 2087, egg prices are so high that there has been an outpouring of ideas for other stuff to color, the Dollar Tree is being affected by tariffs, Trump has been doing an Extreme Makeover of the White House by turning everything, the Prime Minister of Italy stopped by to try and talk some sense into him, we’re still awaiting the release of the Epstein files, This Week in Unnecessary Censorship, and we introduce our first ever “Angry Canadian of the Night.” Between the tariffs and this nonsense about becoming a state Canadians have really bonded. They have a common enemy now and it’s us! So if you are a Canadian who would like to share you consternation, record yourself and upload it on the social media platform of your choosing (except for X - we do not use that) with #PUCKOFF.