If we're going dystopia, we might as well have some entertainment. Here's a game I thought up.

[ck4829]

Price of eggs a year from now. You're shopping for groceries and you see that eggs are on sale! You hesitate though as you read the sign...

First thing that comes to your mind.

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	and say "Wow, I only have to get on the PA and publicly declare my undying love for Trump and Musk over everyone else fifty times to get the discount!"
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	and ask "Why are they on sale? Do they have a disease that RFK Jr. tells us is now normal?" before putting them in your cart. I guess someone has to be Patient Zero, right?
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	and put the eggs in your cart, but take everything else out. Guess you're eating an egg tonight. Score!
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	and notice the very, very small writing on bottom of the sale sign, it reads "As part of the glorious peace deal over the Russian war of defense against Ukraine, the FSB has been granted the right to inject random foodstuffs of Americans with biochemical agents. But don't worry, this is probably part of the control group."
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	and walk on by with your empty cart. Guess you're enjoying the "freedom" of not eating this week.
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