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The Borowitz Report-Zelenskyy Offers to Broker Peace Between Musk and Trump [View all]
Zelenskyy Offers to Broker Peace Between Musk and Trump 🙂😂
— Jill Lawrence (@jilldlawrence.bsky.social) 2025-06-06T18:13:10.595Z
Perfect as usual from @borowitzreport.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/zelenskyy-offers-to-broker-peace
KYIV (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold attempt at high-stakes diplomacy, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy offered on Friday to broker a peace deal between Elon Musk and Donald J. Trump.
“It is time for the fighting to stop,” Zelenskyy said to Musk and Trump. “And I am willing to make the ultimate sacrifice: sitting in the same room as the two of you.”
Addressing Trump, the Ukrainian declared, "Mr. President, Elon gave you 250 million dollars, and you haven't said ‘thank you’ once."
“It is time for the fighting to stop,” Zelenskyy said to Musk and Trump. “And I am willing to make the ultimate sacrifice: sitting in the same room as the two of you.”
Addressing Trump, the Ukrainian declared, "Mr. President, Elon gave you 250 million dollars, and you haven't said ‘thank you’ once."
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