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MIButterfly

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29. He isn't dead yet because the Devil doesn't want him and God would never take him.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jun 9, 2025, 10:57 AM

Jun 2025

"You take him." "No, you take him." Each one refuses to give in.

But sooner or later, Satan has to give up and take him.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jun 2025 OP

Humpty Dumpty falls off the wall during moon wobble, but nobody wants to bother trying to put him back together again. SheltieLover Jun 2025 #1

OMG SheltieLover bdamomma Jun 2025 #4

Roflmao. Time for slobby to take the big fall SheltieLover Jun 2025 #8

Humpty Dumpty bdamomma Jun 2025 #2

Hahaha - see my post above SheltieLover Jun 2025 #5

Killer frog went for his stubby fingers (and similar appendages)? hlthe2b Jun 2025 #3

Had a temper tantum when the McDonald's deliver SocialDemocrat61 Jun 2025 #6

Overcome with glee at the prospect of ordering the National Guard to put down protests. surfered Jun 2025 #7

No but he sure looks like malaise Jun 2025 #9

Sadly, true. surfered Jun 2025 #13

Then there's this malaise Jun 2025 #19

I remember that!!! niyad Jun 2025 #21

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jun 2025 #10

Another day of not seeing, "Yes he is." EllieBC Jun 2025 #11

That stairway sounds the most promising. Omnipresent Jun 2025 #12

A little liquid soap or detergent or oil on the stairway. . any stairway. niyad Jun 2025 #14

His staff is too cowardly to do that. Omnipresent Jun 2025 #16

Since they work for him, I assume they are just as bad, so no great loss. niyad Jun 2025 #18

Lol SheltieLover Jun 2025 #20

Steam roller. twodogsbarking Jun 2025 #15

No but still dumb as a post. underpants Jun 2025 #17

And far less useful. niyad Jun 2025 #34

Live in hope. Everyday brings his check out time closer. Botany Jun 2025 #22

Somewhere on bluesky yesterday... someone took that still shot from MissB Jun 2025 #23

Karma C_U_L8R Jun 2025 #24

Tossed into dumpster by cook at Ilsa Jun 2025 #25

I nearly scared my kitty! niyad Jun 2025 #30

Come on, Lord, don't care how, republianmushroom Jun 2025 #26

He got tanked Wicked Blue Jun 2025 #27

I pray everyday for President Trump onlyadream Jun 2025 #28

He isn't dead yet because the Devil doesn't want him and God would never take him. MIButterfly Jun 2025 #29

I keep hoping that he'll do a photo-op past the railings Vogon_Glory Jun 2025 #31

Slid down the AF1 steps Blue Owl Jun 2025 #32

The bags under his eyes got so big and heavy that he could no longer hold his head upright. ShazzieB Jun 2025 #33