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Blue Full Moon

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11. From Betty Bowers

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 22, 2025, 12:18 PM

Jun 22

DONALD ON HIS DEATH BED: "God, am I getting into Heaven?"

GOD: "I'll decide in two weeks. Kidding! I don't want you because you're so wicked. And Satan doesn't want you because he's wary of such fierce competition. So we're just going to disappear you. Apologies to America for waiting so long."

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jun 22 OP

no Celerity Jun 22 #1

"Bomb, Bomb, Bomb!" hlthe2b Jun 22 #2

Rode one of the bombs dropped on Iran SocialDemocrat61 Jun 22 #3

Shoelace caught during a missile launch, he stood too close squinting, was lifted 4" off the ground and that was enough? Brainfodder Jun 22 #4

Damn, not last night, to bad, but the day is still young. (sigh) republianmushroom Jun 22 #5

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jun 22 #6

No and it looks like malaise Jun 22 #7

This one needs to get go the Greatest page! RFN! SheltieLover Jun 22 #15

The miserable fuck is still alive and unwell Blue Owl Jun 22 #8

When it happens will we know the difference? gordianot Jun 22 #9

No, fate is unkind. 58Sunliner Jun 22 #10

From Betty Bowers Blue Full Moon Jun 22 #11

Most excellent malaise Jun 22 #13

Perfect! ('Gotta Love Betty Bowers) hlthe2b Jun 22 #19

Excellent! SheltieLover Jun 22 #23

Ha! electric_blue68 Jun 22 #24

Putie-Poot can't be happy about Orange Julius Caesar ordering the attack on Iran. generalbetrayus Jun 22 #12

Would that suite include a cup of tea, by chance? SheltieLover Jun 22 #16

Sadly, not yet, but he sure looks like he is. SheltieLover Jun 22 #14

Today's meme CaptainTruth Jun 22 #17

Swine flu Wicked Blue Jun 22 #18

Fellated to death this morning by Petey Kegsbreath. nt Ilsa Jun 22 #20

Succumbed to either a bacterial or fungal infection from all his advisers licking him after the bombing of Iran surfered Jun 22 #21

Not yet LetMyPeopleVote Jun 22 #22

Baaaahahahaaaaaaa! Ty! electric_blue68 Jun 22 #25

I'm saving that one. Thanks surfered Jun 22 #26

In related news, today the Borowitz report had a poll today which had subscribers vote on a caption jls4561 Jun 22 #27

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