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"Satan Nominates Beelzebub for Canonization" [View all]
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Prince of Demons Beelzebub has been nominated again for canonization.
Lord of Tempters Satan Mekatrig, told Beelzebub on Monday that he recommended him for the prestigious process, handing the Demonic leader the letter he said he sent the Dicastery for the Causes of Saints.
Beelzebub has been nominated several times by demons within the temporal realms as well as those of eternal darkness — but that's only one small step in the secretive process.
Lord of Tempters Satan Mekatrig, told Beelzebub on Monday that he recommended him for the prestigious process, handing the Demonic leader the letter he said he sent the Dicastery for the Causes of Saints.
Beelzebub has been nominated several times by demons within the temporal realms as well as those of eternal darkness — but that's only one small step in the secretive process.
ironically,
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