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33. It's a Martha Steward farm. It's a whimsey.

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FAFO story of the day: Carrie Underwood can't find hired hands to help her with the ranch. [View all] Baitball Blogger Aug 13 OP

I wish I had her problem finding workers to take doc03 Aug 13 #1

What are you? Some kind of Democrat? marble falls Aug 13 #29

Nothing to see here AltairIV Aug 13 #2

Yes, Carrie - it's called "farming" (as opposed to "larping") and it's a shitload of work . . . hatrack Aug 13 #3

Best comment: Jesus, take the tractor! tanyev Aug 13 #4

I think the lower photo in your post is a poor choice Raven123 Aug 13 #14

I took the post as biting social commentary, yardwork Aug 13 #23

As did I Raven123 Aug 13 #56

Not really leftstreet Aug 13 #57

I disagree. Raven123 Aug 13 #59

Yeah, well. Boo-fucking-hoo, Carrie Underwood. (nt) Paladin Aug 13 #5

Money Tetrachloride Aug 13 #6

Should be titled "Carrie Underwood can't find cheap labor..." GoCubsGo Aug 13 #7

my heart bleeds for her Javaman Aug 13 #8

How much is she willing to pay them? SocialDemocrat61 Aug 13 #9

She promised to dress skimpy and sing a song, isn't that enough? twodogsbarking Aug 13 #11

Cheaply Hired Help modrepub Aug 13 #15

Maybe next time she will think before she cheats; farm laborers. twodogsbarking Aug 13 #10

That's a good one chicoescuela Aug 13 #31

She has & does❗ Duppers Aug 13 #40

She sang for trump twodogsbarking Aug 13 #46

Say no more... Duppers Aug 14 #65

You are welcome!!!!!!!!!! twodogsbarking Aug 14 #66

Yeah, that's how most farmer's days go Farmer-Rick Aug 13 #12

That's a large farm. LeftInTX Aug 13 #16

I'll work on her farm for a week free if she really baked that loaf. She may have layed those egges, she did not bake .. marble falls Aug 13 #32

Girlfriend has had some major face work done. Botany Aug 13 #41

Sustainment farms require large or extended families... haele Aug 13 #51

Probably the ICE raids. Many of the trumpy mwmisses4289 Aug 13 #18

This isn't a "for profit" farm. She probably hires white people. Her problem: She's growing too much!! LeftInTX Aug 13 #19

It's a Martha Steward farm. It's a whimsey. marble falls Aug 13 #33

Yes, Martha Stewart! LeftInTX Aug 13 #38

No, it's a Marie Antionette farm DBoon Aug 13 #60

Difference being, Marie Antonette was trying to make an example, and the singer was trying to buy an ... marble falls Aug 14 #69

BINGO! snowybirdie Aug 13 #20

I live in East TN Farmer-Rick Aug 13 #49

Put those kids to work! cloudbase Aug 13 #13

While she is having a hard time finding and keeping farmhands, the Tiny Violin Orchestra has never had more... Ol Janx Spirit Aug 13 #17

Well, I'm just heartbroken for ol' Carrie AverageOldGuy Aug 13 #21

What! Doesn't she make a fortune from the Sunday Night Football Anthem? ProudMNDemocrat Aug 13 #22

Bless her heart. rubbersole Aug 13 #24

Be careful with what you ask for. Anti-Immigration was a hot topic for those who depended on immigrant labor ... marble falls Aug 13 #25

I didn't read the article, Rincewind Aug 13 #26

That was my first thought. niyad Aug 13 #50

Cry me a fucking river Scalded Nun Aug 13 #27

If she's taking AG support money and tax deductions to protect her singin' income - hell with her. marble falls Aug 13 #34

If she really wants a farm then she needs to decide on one or 2 crops that she wants the farm to produce Botany Aug 13 #28

I think she read too many "Little House on the Prairie" books and too many magazines and too much Martha Stewart. LeftInTX Aug 13 #35

She can grow all the food she can ever use on 1 acre which can be fenced off for deer. Botany Aug 13 #42

Sounds like she held an idealized vision of what farming was like. cab67 Aug 13 #30

We usta call 'em "Old MacDonald" farms, chick-chick here, moo moo there ... marble falls Aug 13 #36

She allegedly grew up on a farm. GoCubsGo Aug 14 #67

Work harder, MAGAt Blue Owl Aug 13 #37

Can't stand her or her singing. On a plus note I read she donated a million to Texas Ziggysmom Aug 13 #39

I don't know her or Duppers Aug 13 #43

I love Willie, too! I also always loved Kris Kristofferson. Ziggysmom Aug 13 #45

Kris doesn't count Duppers Aug 14 #64

If you watched an NFL Sunday Night Football game in the past decade, you've seen her. LudwigPastorius Aug 14 #62

She needs to pull herself up gab13by13 Aug 13 #44

Stileto work boots. twodogsbarking Aug 13 #48

What an odd story! PJMcK Aug 13 #47

I think onethatcares Aug 13 #52

Call the Waambulance for Her, but keep in mind MineralMan Aug 13 #53

Hire all those republicans who now get their jobs back. Norrrm Aug 13 #54

You have to hire people for keeps on a farm of this size and type... hunter Aug 13 #55

Oh, but think of the millions she will make writing songs about her hard luck experience farming. jalan48 Aug 13 #58

What a dumbass. LudwigPastorius Aug 13 #61

Short version: Pity me because it's hard to find exploitable labor. Heidi Aug 14 #63

Is this a farm? Or a whinery? nt JustABozoOnThisBus Aug 14 #68

My suggestion: Follow your hero. tavernier Aug 14 #70

Okay, Farmyard Barbie. Aristus Aug 14 #71