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Orrex

(67,166 posts) Sat Aug 16, 2025, 07:30 AM Aug 2025

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Suffocated by Putin?

Collapsed into a heap of orange shit during a disastrous post-meeting presser?

Fell out of a window on the flight back to DC?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Aug 2025 OP

Fatal fall of edge of flat earth when he wandered off his red carpet? SheltieLover Aug 2025 #1

LOL 😂 Emile Aug 2025 #5

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature surfered Aug 2025 #10

No it isn't & she always wins! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #33

Tripped, fell, and busted his head open while shuffling back and forth on a red carpet? Oopsie Daisy Aug 2025 #2

Wouldn't pass a field sobriety test if his life depended on it. Sneederbunk Aug 2025 #30

No but malaise Aug 2025 #3

When he realized people were openly laughing at his stupid Emile Aug 2025 #4

I keep hoping LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2025 #6

Boys in the newsroom got a running bet. Marcuse Aug 2025 #7

Zombie Nelson Mandella rips off his head, throws it in the trash and spits down his turkey neck. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #8

Hope springs eternal surfered Aug 2025 #9

Love the kitty mug! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #34

Death by a thousand cold cuts. 2MuchNoise Aug 2025 #11

Would that have anything to do with a sub sandwich? Dem2theMax Aug 2025 #12

Pummeled with a large stick of salami. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #13

I'm good with that. Dem2theMax Aug 2025 #14

Yep. 2MuchNoise Aug 2025 #19

Bazinga! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #35

Not yet...soon I hope every day. Moostache Aug 2025 #15

A droplet of thallium Wicked Blue Aug 2025 #16

for once, something from Putin we could be grateful for, but probably Dump is way too useful LymphocyteLover Aug 2025 #22

Richard Cory no_hypocrisy Aug 2025 #17

Album is in storage. Miss the songs that are never on the oldies stations. Enough of Bob Seeger already. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #29

Flight plunged into a Canadian wildfire on the way back from Alaska Blue Owl Aug 2025 #18

Oh dear. Dem2theMax Aug 2025 #20

Where are the homicidal maniacs Farmer-Rick Aug 2025 #21

Working at mar a lardo? twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #28

autoerotic asphyxiation later on at the WH, while dreaming of his lover Putin? LymphocyteLover Aug 2025 #23

Hit by a satellite Seinan Sensei Aug 2025 #24

Choked on Putin's wad... MiHale Aug 2025 #25

No but he (3rd time) doesn't know that Alaska is part of the US underpants Aug 2025 #26

Did he think he was in Russia that whole time? Ocelot II Aug 2025 #27

Maybe he is foreshadowing his plan RandomNumbers Aug 2025 #31

Not orange, but good practice! hlthe2b Aug 2025 #32

Good pupper! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #36

Not last night, sigh, to bad. republianmushroom Aug 2025 #37

I can't think of anything clever to say today, so I'll just leave this here. ShazzieB Aug 2025 #38

Nope Gimpyknee Aug 2025 #39