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Chellee

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19. The real question is,

Fri Aug 22, 2025, 05:24 PM

Aug 22

why did a "reporter" ask him if he was going to participate in the World Cup?

Because seriously, he's 79 years old, was never a professional athlete, and currently has the athletic prowess, physic, and coloring of a cantaloupe. Who are these reporters with their nonsensical, bullshit questions?

You have an opportunity to question the President. War? Plague? Epstein?

No.

"Good golly, sir, will you be thrilling us all with a display of your exquisite manliness by showing up those much less virile, so-called, professional athletes by winning the World Cup all by yourself?" (Little bit of drool falls from their trembling lip)

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"I look extremely good in shorts." [View all] babylonsister Aug 22 OP

Boxers or briefs. Let's see him in shorts. I don't think it'll happen. Walleye Aug 22 #1

Depends Codifer Aug 22 #24

Trump's ill-fitting suits hide the diapers, shorts don't. sop Aug 22 #53

😆 Walleye Aug 22 #63

Thunder thighs said that about himself? greatauntoftriplets Aug 22 #2

In a distorted The Wizard Aug 22 #3

Been looking in his "Magic Mirror" again. Come on Gavin - nail him on this ridiculous comment. Marie Marie Aug 22 #4

Depends EarthFirst Aug 22 #5

He'd look a helluva lot better behind bars. Ping Tung Aug 22 #6

And even better in a casket. WestMichRad Aug 22 #34

Yes - vertical stripes are ALWAYS flattering. NT Conjuay Aug 22 #49

I bet he has the cutest ankles you ever seen. Emile Aug 22 #7

There is a picture of him playing tennis in shorts. tavernier Aug 22 #8

I'd like to see Gavin in tennis gear! That would be a very nice photo indeed! CTyankee Aug 22 #12

I remember that image. . .more specifically, I CANNOT wipe it from my mind, niyad Aug 22 #14

The one with his mammoth ass and visible panty lines? Buns_of_Fire Aug 22 #16

Oh, Good Lord! What a sight to behold. LoisB Aug 22 #39

Those aren't panties misanthrope Aug 22 #43

Whitey-tighties. 3Hotdogs Aug 22 #50

Ugh, barf, blech! 2MuchNoise Aug 22 #51

That's the one. . Thank you. I didn't really need to eat tonight anyway. niyad Aug 22 #57

And that was from 2000 when he was 54! Polybius Aug 22 #68

The crime of Gis-layin' Hope22 Aug 23 #77

I apologize in advance Wiz Imp Aug 22 #18

Eye bleach, stat!! WestMichRad Aug 22 #35

Apology accepted. At least I did not scare my kitty this time. niyad Aug 22 #58

Yes. Katnip. Aug 23 #80

Maybe. If he puts them on over his head. 2MuchNoise Aug 22 #9

Trump doesn't look good in anything democrank Aug 22 #10

He just keeps blathering on about himself, doesn't he? efhmc Aug 22 #11

Newsom pics starting to get at him? Blue Full Moon Aug 22 #13

My money's on the Sumo Wrestler! Conjuay Aug 23 #82

OMG MorbidButterflyTat Aug 23 #87

So he just blurted this out at today's presser? senseandsensibility Aug 22 #15

🤮 Rebl2 Aug 22 #17

The real question is, Chellee Aug 22 #19

Reverse psychology? Raven123 Aug 22 #30

I'm happy to see you didn't resort to hyperbole Oeditpus Rex Aug 22 #33

Because they curate the reporter pool misanthrope Aug 22 #45

This. nt Wednesdays Aug 23 #73

How do Magats put on their shorts? ToxMarz Aug 22 #20

To whom? calimary Aug 22 #21

Ugh. Puke. Joinfortmill Aug 22 #22

No, you look like shit. No matter what you wear, jackass, you look like warmed over shit. paleotn Aug 22 #23

He would look kairos12 Aug 22 #25

! MorbidButterflyTat Aug 23 #88

He'll look good in a casket.. mountain grammy Aug 22 #26

The best comment at the link is this... llmart Aug 22 #27

He's delusional. Get the net. StarryNite Aug 22 #28

Could this be a misprint? Fritz Walter Aug 22 #29

I'm feeling a little nauseous maspaha Aug 22 #31

Que the mushroom jokes. progressoid Aug 22 #32

He would look great in a coffin, or urn, he can choose. I can be flexible. twodogsbarking Aug 22 #36

I remember an article some time back about crematoriums niyad Aug 22 #60

We're gonna need a bigger oven. twodogsbarking Aug 22 #62

Yes!!! niyad Aug 22 #64

Well, if he thinks Oeditpus Rex Aug 22 #37

ughhhhh, skin-crawling time! niyad Aug 22 #59

I saw your headline and hoped to god MuseRider Aug 22 #38

He's obviously joking. BlueTsunami2018 Aug 22 #40

Not possibly joking. crazylikafox Aug 22 #44

Nah, he's joking. BlueTsunami2018 Aug 22 #46

Are there any mirrors at Mar-a-Lardo? LoisB Aug 22 #41

I have this picture of him wearing shorts. Emile Aug 22 #42

That's Priceless. Cha Aug 22 #48

Unsee GoodRaisin Aug 23 #75

PROVE IT ASSHOLE. Cha Aug 22 #47

... SheltieLover Aug 22 #52

OK ... if he said this about 60 years ago ... it might have been true THEN ... FakeNoose Aug 22 #54

Good to whom? Figarosmom Aug 22 #55

If the nasty thing looked this bad in 2020 UpInArms Aug 22 #56

Gotta be more than 5 years ago. He's not been physically capable of that for a while Maru Kitteh Aug 22 #65

was from 2000 UpInArms Aug 22 #66

... mcar Aug 22 #61

GAH! GAK! and scrolled down very fast w eyes mostly closed to Avoid the Visuals so I could post my Vehement ... electric_blue68 Aug 22 #67

Me too. I don't want that image in my head. 2MuchNoise Aug 22 #69

Absolutely! electric_blue68 Aug 22 #70

Eww, imagine that THING plopping down next to you in bed. 2MuchNoise Aug 22 #71

I vaguely recall a political movement that violently opposed the wearing of short pants... pecosbob Aug 22 #72

He would look even better in an orange jumpsuit or coffin EnergizedLib Aug 23 #74

Here is a picture of him in shorts playing tennis: tblue37 Aug 23 #76

This message was self-deleted by its author NoRethugFriends Aug 23 #78

He'd look better six feet under. n/t CousinIT Aug 23 #79

And here they are... GreenWave Aug 23 #81

For sure, shorts make his cankles stand out. yellowcanine Aug 23 #83

Gag Joinfortmill Aug 23 #84

Alex Jones notices president's ankles, predicts health crisis struggle4progress Aug 23 #85

To Stevie Wonder . . . maybe. Vinca Aug 23 #86

This thread is my happy place today MorbidButterflyTat Aug 23 #89