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twodogsbarking

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17. Saw this awhile back. Thanks Orrex.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Aug 25, 2025, 09:58 AM

Aug 25

Two young men stocking shelves. The first says that he thinks he can time travel. The second one says that's ridiculous, what would make you think that.
First fellow says well last night I dreamt that I went back in time and killed Trump's parents when they were children. Second you man says
"Who's Trump?".

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Aug 25 OP

His kankles exploded and he bled out. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Aug 25 #1

Unfortunately the infamous prediction of his passing on August 24 did not turn out to be true. LonePirate Aug 25 #2

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 25 #3

Soon... SheltieLover Aug 25 #6

That is what i am hearing too... FarPoint Aug 25 #23

Woo hoo! SheltieLover Aug 25 #25

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Aug 25 #12

Soon! SheltieLover Aug 25 #26

Another disappointing day in the obituaries 😔😔😔 surfered Aug 25 #4

Sadly, not yet, but one dares to dream... SheltieLover Aug 25 #5

Last night, my husband was looking at his phone and said uh oh, it's happened. ms liberty Aug 25 #7

Lol SheltieLover Aug 25 #27

"Don't make me beg..." hlthe2b Aug 25 #8

Awwwww musn't disappoint this sweet kitty! SheltieLover Aug 25 #28

DIE DAMN IT! 2MuchNoise Aug 25 #9

Grim Creeper/Reaper-Please hurry LetMyPeopleVote Aug 25 #10

My feelings surfered Aug 25 #11

That could've been a "no shit" post SheltieLover Aug 25 #29

Nope Gimpyknee Aug 25 #13

Today's meme CaptainTruth Aug 25 #14

Despite there being almost no evidence of actually having a heart... NNadir Aug 25 #15

Come sweet death Blue Owl Aug 25 #16

Saw this awhile back. Thanks Orrex. twodogsbarking Aug 25 #17

I keep hoping his fast food diet will finally decide he's had enough IronLionZion Aug 25 #18

Again, Alexa says he's still alive. Damn it. txwhitedove Aug 25 #19

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea Aug 25 #20

No but malaise Aug 25 #21

Boys in the newsroom have a running bet. Get the widow on the set. Marcuse Aug 25 #22

Damn, didn't kick that bucket last night. Too bad. republianmushroom Aug 25 #24

All the signs say 'Soon'. C_U_L8R Aug 25 #30

After RFK Jr banned the Heimlich maneuver, no one could save the when he choked on his lies. jls4561 Aug 25 #31