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PuraVidaDreamin

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26. REPENT!
Mon Oct 13, 2025, 08:31 AM
Monday

Confess your sins!
Restore Democracy!
Return the money to the people you harmed!
Settle with your victims.
Pardon yourself then flee to an empty island with Walt for the remainder.

If you did all that, I'd be okay with the pardon.

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"Regrets, I've had a few..." [View all] babylonsister Sunday OP
He keeps obsessing about dying and heaven. Irish_Dem Sunday #1
Bad news for him, perhaps. tinrobot Sunday #15
Wow, again, this time a couple of days after he aced his second "annual" physical. Bernardo de La Paz Sunday #2
LOL 😀 malaise Sunday #10
I didn't think he was capable of that much introspection. Ocelot II Sunday #3
I know - right? Who knew that His Bloatedness had an ounce of self-awareness. Marie Marie Sunday #23
It's a bit late in the game to be having first thoughts of contrition. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Sunday #4
To achieve salvation one must confess one's manifold sins and wickednesses Ocelot II Sunday #6
"I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven" spanone Sunday #5
He is not lying... The Madcap Sunday #16
So he may just satisfy the requirements dweller Sunday #7
EPSTEIN IS NIGH? BOSSHOG Sunday #8
Heaven for the weather, hell for the conversation. Mark Twain Ping Tung Sunday #9
He knows he's going to hell hell hell kimbutgar Sunday #11
"See? He's so humble" progressoid Sunday #12
Maybe the idea of going to heaven, of being with people like himself, was a bit like gazing into the abyss. taxi Sunday #13
This is just him fishing for compliments and more assurances of his vigor. Maru Kitteh Sunday #14
No Nobel, no heaven - but, eventually (hopefully soon), he will meet his maker. NewHendoLib Sunday #17
"But then again, too few to mention..." (Sinatra, he ain't). nt Buns_of_Fire Sunday #18
Hell, he's more mobbed up than Frank ever was Conjuay Sunday #19
Sweet dreams, Donnie struggle4progress Sunday #20
Who would know better than the Felon, the perpetrator of crimes, the destroyer of lives. Buddyzbuddy Sunday #21
Come on Donny IbogaProject Sunday #22
"EBENZER SCROOGE! CTyankee Monday #24
The Chosen One most definitely gets a pass through The Pearly Gates. czarjak Monday #25
REPENT! PuraVidaDreamin Monday #26
Did the devil make you do it, TACO? marble falls Monday #27
Stop the presses! ShazzieB Monday #28
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