Regretful Trump voters say their lives are 'getting worse by the day'. (FAFO)

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7. They are so envious of us. They think we had too much fun in college.

That is if they didn’t go to a tough college - where you had nervous breakdowns during finals twice a year and slept in a matchbox every night and ate dorm food that anyone else would throw out.

They’re also angry because they think we have “charmed life’s;” “they eat avocado toast and go to Starbucks and read the New York Times.”