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Warpy

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17. Soon after my divorce, my best friens sent me an anti valentine

Reply to highplainsdem (Original post)

Sat Feb 14, 2026, 06:28 PM

9 hrs ago

I've forgotten most of it, but the punchline was "Besides, I can buy my own damn candy!"

So thanks for this, it dredged up a good memory as a grass widow and determined to remain so.

Click here to purchase valentine hearts!

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LOL! Mark Hamill's Bluesky post for Valentine's Day [View all] highplainsdem 12 hrs ago OP

Only half as many calories then too...right? MiHale 12 hrs ago #1

In Harry Potter, we learned that chocolate is a remedy for the mood depressing effect of dementors. TomSlick 10 hrs ago #5

Chocolate contains theobromine, which translates as "food of the gods". niyad 10 hrs ago #10

But PLEASE popsdenver 10 hrs ago #13

An important reminder.. niyad 10 hrs ago #15

Aha NJCher 9 hrs ago #16

Prophylactic chocolate. TomSlick 8 hrs ago #19

damn straight NJCher 8 hrs ago #20

I count chocolate as one of the four main food groups! lastlib 10 hrs ago #2

So does Chocolate. Raine1967 10 hrs ago #6

Chocolate, coffee, pasta, and wine. niyad 10 hrs ago #9

So you're saying leftieNanner 9 hrs ago #18

That! Hugin 10 hrs ago #3

The half price chocolates always make my V-day dreams come true! Ilsa 10 hrs ago #4

I am with the little guy on this one! niyad 10 hrs ago #7

That's how I feel about it, as well. GoCubsGo 10 hrs ago #8

Also, the day after easter, mothers' day, Halloween and christmas. niyad 10 hrs ago #11

Rec! canetoad 10 hrs ago #12

Works for me! calimary 10 hrs ago #14

Soon after my divorce, my best friens sent me an anti valentine Warpy 9 hrs ago #17