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gab13by13

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3. I have a great idea,

Reply to deminks (Original post)

Sun Mar 1, 2026, 11:35 PM

11 hrs ago

Since Jared Kushner was the guy tasked with creating peace in the ME, why doesn't Krasnov issue an EO and let the Iranian people know that Kushner is going to be President of Iran, no negotiations.

Kushner's first edict will be to proclaim that Iran is now a secular government, no mixing of religion with state seeing as how bad it is turning out in the US.

Krasnov said that Jared will be greeted with rose petals and a statue of him in downtown Tehran.

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WTAF? 🍊 killed all the Iran replacement candidates? [View all] deminks 11 hrs ago OP

To state the obvious, killing the regime change replacements is the opposite of "so successful" unblock 11 hrs ago #1

Nobody Dare Tell Stupid that.. Unless it's Cha 9 hrs ago #19

He meant line of succession moonscape 11 hrs ago #2

Yes. Trump is not saying the people HE "lined up" were killed. AZJonnie 10 hrs ago #17

It was sloppy reporting moonscape 10 hrs ago #18

I have a great idea, gab13by13 11 hrs ago #3

Hilarious but maybe even a possibility . vapor2 11 hrs ago #14

I hear Shah Jr. is available multigraincracker 11 hrs ago #4

Nepo Shah can go screw himself n/t Cheezoholic 11 hrs ago #6

I can't understand why anyone would think that's a good idea Renew Deal 10 hrs ago #16

He's never stepped foot in Iran, or ran anything at all SamuelTheThird 11 hrs ago #9

His grandpa and poppa are why we ended up with regime change. czarjak 9 hrs ago #21

Maduro's available leftstreet 11 hrs ago #5

Maybe They'd Take Trump/Vance? Lotta Gold Over There... ForeGoneLegsBirne 9 hrs ago #23

And apparently a huge load of antimony. woodsprite 3 hrs ago #24

"Ma'am, I don't know what you're complaining about. We got rid of the patch of kudzu in your yard." tanyev 11 hrs ago #7

Leaning towards thinking it will be prezeshkian SSJVegeta 11 hrs ago #8

It's going brilliantly! Trump thought of everything! Ocelot II 11 hrs ago #10

Don't believe a word Trump says, including that Prairie Gates 11 hrs ago #11

*WildCard Historic NY 11 hrs ago #12

*that The Dotard knew/was briefed about RockRaven 11 hrs ago #13

do you place any stock in this 'report' at all .. ? stopdiggin 11 hrs ago #15

I don't believe this for one minute because they moniss 9 hrs ago #20

Even if it is true... Layzeebeaver 9 hrs ago #22

They had no plan Johnny2X2X 3 hrs ago #25

That was the plan OC375 1 hr ago #26

The "plan" was just to bomb Iran into the Stone age GreatGazoo 1 hr ago #27