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Aristus

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38. They would automatically become a friend of the United States?

Reply to jmowreader (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 01:15 PM

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"What would happen if Trump was kidnapped by an enemy of the United States?" [View all] jmowreader Tuesday OP

O. Henry answered that question years ago in his short story "The Ransom of Red Chief." Ocelot II Tuesday #1

The Ransom of Red Chief comes up quite often in the comments jmowreader Tuesday #2

Yes... beat me to it. FalloutShelter Tuesday #3

Me too! Scrivener7 Tuesday #18

I was thinking about that story too. COL Mustard Tuesday #14

I think the one about the frozen leg of lamb was Roald Dahl. Aristus Tuesday #16

Yes, Mr. Google was my friend. COL Mustard Tuesday #17

I've got a hardback copy of Roald Dahl's ghost stories in my library. Aristus Tuesday #21

Can you share the name of the collection? COL Mustard Wednesday #33

Actually a collection Mr Dhal currated from a British library's collections IbogaProject Wednesday #40

Thank you. COL Mustard Wednesday #47

The one I have is also titled "Roald Dahl's Book Of Ghosts Stories." Aristus 19 hrs ago #49

I also love hoosierspud Wednesday #45

On the nose, Ocelot II peggysue2 Wednesday #43

Hopefully they would throw him out of the airplane. GoodRaisin Tuesday #4

Like in Grimm tv show when the king was pushed out of the helicopter !!!! We would be SO happy. Trueblue1968 Tuesday #11

"The Ransom of Red Chief", O.Henry Walleye Tuesday #5

Delish malaise Tuesday #6

I would be willing to chip in for them to doc03 Tuesday #7

We all get together and create a go-fund-me account to raise 2m ounces if they agree to keep him and Wonder Why Tuesday #8

Or a friend! John Farmer Tuesday #9

Who cares? lonely bird Tuesday #10

LOL popsdenver Tuesday #12

BINGO!!! niyad Tuesday #15

They'd return him D_Master81 Tuesday #13

Okay. Bye. QueerDuck Tuesday #19

President Biden, with a flourish, writes the sacred inscription "return to sender" sheshe2 Tuesday #20

"Dees ees Commander Hamoun-Raia-Hoda-Falafel...We have your pig Trump!" peppertree Tuesday #22

That actually sounds like something SomedayKindaLove Wednesday #46

Enemy"????? H2O Man Tuesday #23

What would happen? The biggest damn party since V-day in 1945. Bluetus Tuesday #24

Seriously though . . . Aussie105 Tuesday #25

This sounds like the MustLoveBeagles Tuesday #26

The Enemy of My Enemy (TACO) is My Friend. Bread and Circuses Tuesday #27

There would be long lines of traffic snaking through your town. love_katz Wednesday #41

Indeed, we do need to keep our hearts and laughter. Bread and Circuses Wednesday #48

Seize his properties due to national security. LuvLoogie Tuesday #28

I could see an ally of the US doing such a thing Kaleva Tuesday #29

Why would an enemy of the US want to take away what is tryng to destroy it ? JI7 Tuesday #30

Why would they kidnap him and take him away? He is worth more to them if left in place. Norrrm Tuesday #31

There would be massive demonstrations in the United States APPLAUDING the action!!!!! Jack Valentino Tuesday #32

Unfortunately, Biden would have paid the ransom and we would be stuck with him LeftInTX Wednesday #34

Anyone who would kidnap Trump would no longer qualify as an enemy of the United States. DFW Wednesday #35

In reality lakercub Wednesday #36

That would NEVER happen quakerboy Wednesday #37

They would automatically become a friend of the United States? Aristus Wednesday #38

This is priceless! love_katz Wednesday #39

Party time and we don't pay ransom. republianmushroom Wednesday #42

What I want to know is... WestMichRad Wednesday #44