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love_katz

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41. There would be long lines of traffic snaking through your town.

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 02:18 PM

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People would be lined up for miles, bringing their best homemade food to your potluck. We would do anything to persuade them to keep him. Best party, ever!!!!!

Well, we can dream, right?

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"What would happen if Trump was kidnapped by an enemy of the United States?" [View all] jmowreader Tuesday OP

O. Henry answered that question years ago in his short story "The Ransom of Red Chief." Ocelot II Tuesday #1

The Ransom of Red Chief comes up quite often in the comments jmowreader Tuesday #2

Yes... beat me to it. FalloutShelter Tuesday #3

Me too! Scrivener7 Tuesday #18

I was thinking about that story too. COL Mustard Tuesday #14

I think the one about the frozen leg of lamb was Roald Dahl. Aristus Tuesday #16

Yes, Mr. Google was my friend. COL Mustard Tuesday #17

I've got a hardback copy of Roald Dahl's ghost stories in my library. Aristus Tuesday #21

Can you share the name of the collection? COL Mustard Wednesday #33

Actually a collection Mr Dhal currated from a British library's collections IbogaProject Wednesday #40

Thank you. COL Mustard Wednesday #47

The one I have is also titled "Roald Dahl's Book Of Ghosts Stories." Aristus 16 hrs ago #49

I also love hoosierspud Wednesday #45

On the nose, Ocelot II peggysue2 Wednesday #43

Hopefully they would throw him out of the airplane. GoodRaisin Tuesday #4

Like in Grimm tv show when the king was pushed out of the helicopter !!!! We would be SO happy. Trueblue1968 Tuesday #11

"The Ransom of Red Chief", O.Henry Walleye Tuesday #5

Delish malaise Tuesday #6

I would be willing to chip in for them to doc03 Tuesday #7

We all get together and create a go-fund-me account to raise 2m ounces if they agree to keep him and Wonder Why Tuesday #8

Or a friend! John Farmer Tuesday #9

Who cares? lonely bird Tuesday #10

LOL popsdenver Tuesday #12

BINGO!!! niyad Tuesday #15

They'd return him D_Master81 Tuesday #13

Okay. Bye. QueerDuck Tuesday #19

President Biden, with a flourish, writes the sacred inscription "return to sender" sheshe2 Tuesday #20

"Dees ees Commander Hamoun-Raia-Hoda-Falafel...We have your pig Trump!" peppertree Tuesday #22

That actually sounds like something SomedayKindaLove Wednesday #46

Enemy"????? H2O Man Tuesday #23

What would happen? The biggest damn party since V-day in 1945. Bluetus Tuesday #24

Seriously though . . . Aussie105 Tuesday #25

This sounds like the MustLoveBeagles Tuesday #26

The Enemy of My Enemy (TACO) is My Friend. Bread and Circuses Tuesday #27

There would be long lines of traffic snaking through your town. love_katz Wednesday #41

Indeed, we do need to keep our hearts and laughter. Bread and Circuses Wednesday #48

Seize his properties due to national security. LuvLoogie Tuesday #28

I could see an ally of the US doing such a thing Kaleva Tuesday #29

Why would an enemy of the US want to take away what is tryng to destroy it ? JI7 Tuesday #30

Why would they kidnap him and take him away? He is worth more to them if left in place. Norrrm Tuesday #31

There would be massive demonstrations in the United States APPLAUDING the action!!!!! Jack Valentino Tuesday #32

Unfortunately, Biden would have paid the ransom and we would be stuck with him LeftInTX Wednesday #34

Anyone who would kidnap Trump would no longer qualify as an enemy of the United States. DFW Wednesday #35

In reality lakercub Wednesday #36

That would NEVER happen quakerboy Wednesday #37

They would automatically become a friend of the United States? Aristus Wednesday #38

This is priceless! love_katz Wednesday #39

Party time and we don't pay ransom. republianmushroom Wednesday #42

What I want to know is... WestMichRad Wednesday #44