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FHRRK1

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23. Ummm

Reply to Orrex (Reply #21)

Thu May 7, 2026, 12:35 PM

May 7

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Secret Service Officer Accused Of Public Masturbation After Guarding Trump At Golf Tourney [View all] RandySF May 7 OP

Well, he can't be accused of not having stamina! Abolishinist May 7 #1

Going for course record for strokes? FHRRK1 May 7 #22

I have to ignore this or spend the next half hour thinking up jokes. betsuni May 7 #2

How could anyone joke about this? Orrex May 7 #21

Ummm FHRRK1 May 7 #23

his name is John SPILLMAN??? scipan May 7 #3

Yeah, you can't make that up! yellowcanine May 7 #5

Lol FHRRK1 May 7 #24

Well,... at least his last name was not,.... magicarpet May 7 #26

Eww? What? LeftInTX May 7 #4

That's what happens when you get rid of the good agents and replace with MAGA losers. kerry-is-my-prez May 7 #6

Ok, let's break this down Polybius May 7 #7

Because he was sure Trump would pardon him afterwards Walleye May 7 #28

Nah, it's not that, because you don't see other SS do it, or even crazy appointees Polybius May 7 #36

I think you're right, maybe Trump is blaming him for the assassination attempts Walleye May 7 #37

But can he hit the long ball? Orrex May 7 #8

Problem is he gets a two stroke penalty FHRRK1 May 7 #25

Keep reading Orrex May 7 #30

You have already earned a place of honor on DU for jokes. jmbar2 May 7 #31

That'll cost him two strokes. Orrex May 7 #9

He should try choking up on the shaft Orrex May 7 #10

He was let go because his performance was subpar Orrex May 7 #11

I know a guy who did that so much that he got a hole in one Orrex May 7 #12

I wonder if he was discharged prematurely Orrex May 7 #13

His name is John Squirtman. Emile May 7 #14

If charges are filed, they'll need some hard evidence Orrex May 7 #15

Word is that his swing pulls to the right Orrex May 7 #16

I love that TMZ put a 'field office' in DC...makes me very happy. Volaris May 7 #17

Strange, because he usually peters out on the back nine Orrex May 7 #18

He reached for a seven iron but pulled his putter instead Orrex May 7 #19

Dang, you're quick on the draw... jmbar2 May 7 #32

It helps if I think about baseball Orrex May 7 #38

Quick... purr-rat beauty May 7 #20

Instead of using a wood on his stroke, he used a stroke on his wood. Efilroft Sul May 7 #27

Best one yet, you win Walleye May 7 #29

It takes a lot of spunk to come up with these things. Efilroft Sul May 7 #40

Is there no bar too low Traildogbob May 7 #33

I've heard he uses an alias when he checks in with the starter FHRRK1 May 7 #34

This is who sits at one of the highest security jobs in our country? It says a lot. yellow dahlia May 7 #35

For some reason this story reminds me of PCB66 May 7 #39