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Moostache

(11,282 posts)
46. I wish far worse on Trump that Luke does...
Thu May 7, 2026, 05:33 PM
May 7

I wish Trump would suffer a debilitating stroke in the next 10 minutes, on camera, falling into a sharp corner of something solid. I want him to smack his head hard enough to go unconscious and to fall with nothing stopping his head from bouncing several times off of the floor. I want his all on camera because I am going to record it and anytime I feel even slightly bad, I am going to watch it again on super slo-mo replay over and over until I am crying from the laughter at Two-Scoops' expense.

I want his crippled body to become a living corpse and his power of speech to be 100% lost in stroke deficit.
He already wears diapers, so the shitting himself is not new, but an extended stay in Depends land would not hurt my soul any...

I want him to be aware of everything and incapable of saying anything, moving anything or escaping the ridicule and celebration of a relieved planet.

I want him to watch me get arrested for public intoxication while celebrating his demise like my wedding reception, Mardi Gras and New Year's Eve 1999 all wrapped into one.

I want him to KNOW but be unable to say anything about getting cucked by his whore of a 3rd rental womb.

I want his kids to watch his body actually rot as he is kept alive with machines but denied the ability to speak ever again.

I want him to suffer, and then suffer some more and then when he is begging - saying "please sir, I have had enough winning, there's too much winning"... THEN he has my permission to die, but only after I am allowed to pre-wet his grave site with fresh urine and feces before his remains are placed into the Earth.

Fuck him. All I want is for him to die so horrifically that it would make "Pinhead" from the "Hellraiser" films say "damn...that's getting to be a bit much". I want his name to be as infamous as Judas or Benedict Arnold. I want him to KNOW that nothing he ever did will last more than a commercial break as his body assumes room temperature (hopefully now).

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Does that pos not have anything better to do than troll people on social media? UpInArms May 7 #1
AYE Grim Chieftain May 7 #2
AYE FalloutShelter May 7 #3
I mean...if anybodys gonna know a Sith Lard when they see one, its probably that guy. Volaris May 7 #4
"he'll be disgraced in the history books" Intractable May 7 #5
I predict we will eventually re-name everything he named after himself. GoodRaisin May 7 #10
I think when Dems get back into power, everything will go sooner rather than later. Intractable May 7 #13
AYE malaise May 7 #6
AYE! state of stupid May 7 #7
Aye aye. love_katz May 7 #8
Here's the Bluesky post nuxvomica May 7 #9
The photo shows Chump pushing up daisies FakeNoose May 7 #14
I'll go a biy beyond - soldierant May 8 #69
You can tell it's AI-generated..... lastlib May 7 #15
your post didn't show up -- i think he took it down and reposted this: orleans May 7 #27
It appears to have been removed since I linked to it nuxvomica May 7 #29
that's why i edited my message to you and posted one that i saw on his bsky. check my first post to you. nt orleans May 7 #33
Jeeze! ChazInAz May 8 #78
Rapist gets angry at Luke Skywalker for making fun of him sakabatou May 7 #11
Mark Hamill is a national treasure! Initech May 7 #30
Aye GoodRaisin May 7 #12
The most fragile snowflakes ever created all fall into the MAGA cult. City Lights May 7 #16
Speaking of dishing it out, what about Trump's post wnylib May 7 #41
Their hypocrisy is off the charts. City Lights May 7 #45
trump posts shit like that all the time... Wounded Bear May 7 #17
Aye! byronius May 7 #18
Why be hypocritical? Just Jerome May 7 #19
AYE !! RustyWheels May 7 #20
Mark was just joking. twodogsbarking May 7 #21
AYE! JPK May 7 #22
AYE maveric May 7 #23
Now I see why MAGA is posting AI generated MEMES portraying him as a drug addicted street person on X. Jacson6 May 7 #24
WAHAAA! 😭👶 Chasstev365 May 7 #25
Hey Donny, we have the 1st amendment. Eat shit, asshole! Initech May 7 #26
I personally disagree with Mark LetMyPeopleVote May 7 #28
Post removed Post removed May 7 #31
This message was self-deleted by its author some_of_us_are_sane May 7 #35
AYE AYE. Prairie_Seagull May 7 #32
TSF is wrong: only he inspired 3 "assassination" attempts in 2 years. sinkingfeeling May 7 #34
Yep BeneteauBum May 7 #36
May the Force be with you, Luke... sop May 7 #37
... BHDem53 May 7 #38
Thank you Mark!!! wolfie001 May 7 #39
AYE orangecrush May 7 #40
The WH and Trump LOOK for fights to have with celebrities. maxsolomon May 7 #42
AYE! PJMcK May 7 #43
Fuckin' AYE!!!! Hey Joe May 7 #44
I wish far worse on Trump that Luke does... Moostache May 7 #46
I already call him "Bein' a dick Donald." OMGWTF May 7 #49
Awesome! eom Exp May 7 #47
Hey T💩p, don't fk with a Jedi. OMGWTF May 7 #48
Aye! calimary May 7 #50
This is the way. /nt ECSkeptic May 7 #51
Welcome to DU, ECSkeptic! calimary May 8 #67
Mark should've posted a photo of Trump hog-tied GoCubsGo May 7 #52
what is sick.... markie May 7 #53
AYE underpants May 7 #54
Well, Luke Skywalker was always against the Evil Empire PCB66 May 7 #55
Mark is wishing a longer life to Trump than many other folks are....... Even Melania might not wish a longer life to Don Norrrm May 7 #56
Melanoma lives in NYC. She won't even let him hold her hand! CTyankee May 7 #57
Aye! Sweet Rosie Red May 7 #58
John Pavlovitz condemned it. edbermac May 7 #59
Someone needs to say something..... popsdenver May 7 #60
I think it increasingly likely that that will turn out to be prophetic. Martin68 May 7 #61
Aye LtTx May 7 #62
Of course AYE Figarosmom May 7 #63
Aye! ybbor May 7 #64
Snowflakes. marble falls May 7 #65
and no mention of the disgusting words said about rob reiner ted turner etal dawn5651 May 7 #66
@MARK HAMIL , THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE YoshidaYui May 8 #68
"Don't get cocky kid!" Liberal In Texas May 8 #70
Hey dumbasses - he isn't wishing for Trump's death Ruby the Liberal May 8 #71
Aye! Timeflyer May 8 #72
I understand the sentiment, Susan Calvin May 8 #73
They can sure dish it out but they can't handle an ounce of blowback es466 May 8 #74
This message was self-deleted by its author es466 May 8 #75
No problem with image VanceFan May 8 #76
That's exactly Andy Canuck May 8 #77
I love Mark Hamill! DemocracyForever May 8 #79
F*k n AYE! MW67 May 8 #80
That was a good one, Mark! Still can't believe you're six years older than me. Man, life is funny. mucholderthandirt May 9 #81
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