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20. I'd'a voted for a Beemer. --- Reminds me of the time that Mr. Mouse was walking in the jungle and fell into a
Fri May 22, 2026, 11:41 PM
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deep pit. Mr. Mouse's squeak for help was heard my Mr. Elephant who came to the pit, saw what was going on and lowered his dick into the pit. Mr. Mouse climbed on and Mr. Elephant lifted him out of the pit, on his dick. They shook paws and went on their ways,.

Well damn. Wouldn't ya know? A week later, Mr. Elephant got lost and fell into the same pit. Mr. Mouse heard the trumpeting for help. He saw what the problem was. He went home and got a rope and drove to the pit in his BMW. Mr. Mouse tied one end of the road to the BMW bumper and dropped the other end into the pit. Mr. Elephant tied the rope to himself. Mr. Mouse put the Beemer in first and lifted Mr Elephant out of the pit. They again shook paws and went on their ways.

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.Oh, the moral of this story: If ya got a big dick, you don't need a B.M.W.

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